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Rabu, 10 September 2008

Women's Education

We always hear "the rules" from the
female side. Now here are the rules
from the male side.

These are OUR rules:
Please note… these are all
numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Breasts are for looking at and that
is why we do it. Don’t try to change
that.--damn right!!haha

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about
you leaving it down.

1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the
full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we
are never going to think of it that
way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be
clear on this one:

* Subtle hints do not work!
* Strong hints do not work!
* Obvious hints do not work!
* JUST SAY IT!

1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly
acceptable answers to almost every
question

1. Come to us with a problem only if
you want help solving it. That’s what
we do. Sympathy is what your
girlfriends are for

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months
is a problem. See a doctor

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is
inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void
after 7 days

1. If you think you’re fat, you
probably are. Don’t ask us

1. If something we said can be
interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant
the other one

1. You can either ask us to do
something or tell us how you want it
done, not both. If you already know
best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say
whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need
directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours,
like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a colour.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you
say "nothing," we will act like
nothing’s wrong. We know you are
lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t
want an answer to, expect an answer
you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere,
absolutely anything you wear is fine,
Really

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking
about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as:

* Sex,
* Sport,
* Cars,
* or Computers

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I
know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight, but did you know men really
don’t mind that, it’s like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them an education

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